I know stuff about people they don't want me to know. If I wasn't lazy, I would have ruled the world long time a go.

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

cravings:

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

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(Source: cravings, via thefuuuucomics)

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6 hours ago

tippitytoes:

Reasons to dye your hair unnatural colours:

  • You get to be the main character of the anime

(via byaakko)

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13 hours ago

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via byaakko)

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13 hours ago

boguskudos:

If you ever see me freeze in public, I’m probably trying to figure out what song is playing

(via badass-katniss-everdeen)

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13 hours ago

inkskinned:

so today a box on my stove caught on fire and almost burned down the house and my brother panicked so he just kind of picked up everything on fire and moved it outside while it was still burning so my mom and i come home to shit scattered across the lawn, some still en flambe, smoke everywhere, the fire alarm screeching, and my brother on the phone freaking out

and the first thing out of my mouth is “what a warm welcome”

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21 hours ago

sagefae:

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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(via nanoworu)

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21 hours ago
just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this

just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this

(Source: catleecious, via beeftony)

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Posted
21 hours ago

bethsus:

opens facebook

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closes facebook

(Source: ladygagamakesmewet, via curryuku)

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Posted
21 hours ago

You fucking… Traitors.

You fucking… Traitors.

(Source: revaill, via ariennaminx)

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21 hours ago

spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

(via imgandhi)

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21 hours ago

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad, via 5aleha-zekra)

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21 hours ago

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

(via tyleroakley)

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22 hours ago
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